Soapbox irritates

The Spike Milligan Committee are shucked by the news that the soapbox has irritated an oyster.

We believe it would be a pearler.

Ala naturale you cannot keep everyone happy. Every community has a Kilpatrick. Mornay to the point the soapbox is there to enhance all festivals whilst providing the odd performer to dive in any weekend or for the odd family to rack themselves out in it to eat their fish and chips.

We believe that everyone and every festival will have a wales of a good time with the soapbox.

Seriously, we look forward to working with all the community-festival groups for the benefit of all.

A free stall at the Spikefest has been offered to promote the Oyster Festival.

Chris Holstein, Spike Milligan Festival Committee chairman