Where are the birds?

In many countries of the world, there are no birds because the people shoot them and eat them.

In Australia, they shoot birds because they get in the way of golf balls, or otherwise annoy humans because they are cheerful, noisy, or they are jolly good breeders.

The National Parks issue so many liscences to destroy wildlife, they should change their name to the National Licensing Board to exterminate wildlife.

I fear most Australians won't be happy till all Australia is like the outback desert.

You know there's wildlife out there, but you've got to be a bloody expert to find it.

Keith Whitfield Woy Woy