Aussie songs for Australia Day

Rie Lester and Richard Bell suggest ways of dealing with yobbos on Australia Day.

I realise crooners such as Crosby and Manilow and composers such as Mozart on loudspeaker will have the louts heading for the hills.

But how about some Aussies, after all it is Australia Day.

Gladys Moncrief, Chips Rafferty and Slim Dusty will do the job just as well as imports.

Also, I do object, in a published letter (2, March, 2009) to the American ass replacing my Aussie Arse.

Keith Whitfield, Woy Woy