Wanna sell?

Is real estate going through a boom or a slump?

Never have I received so many overtures, when gardening, shopping, watching television, on the telephone, voicemail or through junk mail.

"Want to sell?" they say.

"The buyers are lining up."

I check the beds every night, because anytime now a young gentleman wearing a suit, collar and tie will spring from under the bed with the query "Wanna sell?"

Letter, 22 Aug 2011 Keith Whitfield, Woy Woy