Drive the yobbos from the beach!

Next Australia Day I intend to join Rie Lester (Peninsula News, 16 Feb, 2009) at Umina Beach.

I will be feasting on cold chicken and cucumber sandwiches.

I will be drinking homemade lemonade, and I will be wearing a natty Edwardian business suit.

I will be playing Bach's Requiem Mass in B minor, and this should complement Rie Lester's choice of Barry Manilow.

Together, we will drive the yobbos from the beach.

Antiquarians unite.

Onwards, upwards, outwards!

Richard Bell, Point Clare