Parliamentary Secretary overhears conversation

An imaginary conversation:

Tiesel: "Davo, whatcha doin' right now? (sic)

Davo: "Not much.

"Sitting in my office playing solitaire on my computer."

Tiesel: "Are you up for a stunt?"

Davo: "Too right, what's the plan?"

Tiesel: "I am gunna (sic) promise that Rail crossing again."

Davo: "Have you done your homework?

"Is the Council on board?

"You know they have to take the lead because you're talking about a Council road?

"Have you spoken to Transport for NSW?

"How much will it cost?"

Tiesel: "No; no idea, do they, who, not a clue."

Davo "Perfect.

"What time and where?"

Tiesel: "Soon as.

"Usual place.

"Bring your serious, arms crossed look."

Davo: "I've been practicing that look in front of the mirror.

"Mate, do you think it matters this is exactly the way this has been stuffed up before?"

Tiesel: "Not my problem.

"I just need something to get me through to the next election."

Davo: "I hear you.

"Let me finish this game of solitaire and I'll be right down.

"I am trying for a PB."

Tiesel: "Thanks Davo, you're a champ."

Another day in the life of some of the elected representatives on the Central Coast.

Email, 26 Apr 2018

Scot MacDonald MLC